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Jan 15, 2012
@ 11:15 pm
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I’m always curious about the logic of people who like people’s relationship status being changed to single on Facebook

The following is a list of possible reasons

  1. Oh you’re lonely now, excellent
  2. That person who you’ve been spending all that time with is not nearly good enough for you. I realize you’re feeling bad, but allow me to help by calling your judgement into question.
  3. Hey there. I see you’re single now. I’m some creepy guy on the internet, informing you that when you get wasted Friday night, I’ll be hitting on you.
  4. I like clicking things.